guys are not supposed to queef...right?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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