I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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