i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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