You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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