I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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