i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
