whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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