mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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