What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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