If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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