glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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