So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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