RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Randomize
