Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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