I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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