when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Randomize
