he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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