Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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