he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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