she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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