Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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