i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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