Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Randomize
