That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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