hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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