dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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