So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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