We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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