went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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