Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
