haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
