don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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