It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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