New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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