Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
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