found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
