I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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