why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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