all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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