Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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