She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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