For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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