covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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