i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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