Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Randomize
