3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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