with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Randomize
