Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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