i already hear my dad disowning me
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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