i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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