..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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