Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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