accomplished twins. life is a go
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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