let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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