well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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