i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
it's not cheating when I paid for it
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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