Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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