i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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