"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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